It has been
reported that black widow spiders have been found in the grapes in one particular chain of grocery stores in Newfoundland
and Labrador. We, the fine folks here at SBMB, came up with a solution to the problem.
Tip number
one: Take a sledge hammer to the grapes to be sure that all spiders are dead.
Tip number
two: Throw the damn grapes away!
Tip number
three: Burn your garbage bag.
And this has been dealing with deadly
spiders in Canada. Tune in next time, when we discuss how to survive the lack of hockey this year.
