Baderstaff Wheneverly Volume: 2 Issue:3

Classifieds


SBMB Classifieds
These were done one night in chat by: CanadianChick, ALeXx, JeffyBean, Peachers, and Amber.
 

Lost: one Dominic Monaghan. Sometimes goes by the name of Charlie. If found, please send to Penny.

 

lost: sean biggerstaff's fone #if found plz contact spellingimpaired@ineedadictionary.com

 

Single, Female, mid 20's, seeking a good time. Will marf anything that'll stand up. Also enjoy's long walks on the beach. If interested, please email godimsodesperate@marfme.net

 

High school student seeking university willing to give burseries and/or scholarships. If interested, please contact ballofkilt@stressedout.com

 

Portuch seeking Scottish male. Preferably actor, from Glasgow. If interested please contact ohmyfsckinggawdseanissohot@portuch.com

 

Badger seeking another wifey. Please apply in chat. No experience necessary.

 

Girls seeking slash. Proper spellings and grammar required.

 

Chatter seeking @ If have extra @ willing to donate please contact anonchatter@SBChat.com

 

Badgers seeking men in kilts. Please apply in person.

 

SBMB seeking actor to say marf. Speaking ability preffered. Please contact over television, by saying 'marf.'

 

Portuch seeking a *thwap!!!!*. If hands are not too busy, please donate one hand for thwappage. For information, please seek LYKEOMAHGAWDSEANIZHOTT@thebitchMUSTdie!.com

 

Wanted Jude Law. Please send to AleXx or Lauren. Alive.

 

Wanted: Johnneh. Please send to Cola

 

Wanted: several Monaboyd fanfictions. Please send to Mavvy@pr0n.com

 

Wanted: One life. Preferences: Young, big-breasted, in shape, and has a penis. For information, please contact wormpeniiperv@igotsnolife&nowife.com

 

Wanted: one Toby. Please send to Penis.

 

Wanted: one million dollars in unmarked bills. Please send to AmberB@brokeoffherass.com

 

Wanted: one BF reunion. If interested, please contact AmberB@missingyou.com

 

Wanted: one Flannel reunion. You know who you are. Contact admiralflannel@hickharry.com

 

Wanted: a life. Please contact SBMBgirls@SBMB.com

 

Wanted Sean's babies. Please send to ILOVESEAN@portuch.com

 

Wanted Sean's heart. Preferably in glass jar. Please send to Titsy@McLure.com

 

Wanted Rocks. Send to SBMBgirls@SBMB.com

 

Wanted: Divorce papers from Sean. Please send to Melis@disgruntledwife.com

Wanted: Autographed picture from Sean. Send to me

 

Wanted: The HP boys. Dan and Tom preferably. Please send to klo@pervingthehpboys.com

 

Wanted: lots of sleep and less homework. If you have any information, please send to AmberB@cantwaittograduatefromcollege.com

 

Wanted: motivation. Send to AmberB@senioritis.com

 

Wanted: Sweater or warm blanket. Send to Penny@freezingherbumoff.com

 

Wanted: people to stop lurking in chat. If interested, contact chatter@QUITLURKING!!!.com

 

Wanted: Sugar Daddy. Must have money and Sugar. Apply to sbcgirls@brokeashell.com

 

Wanted: A good, healthy relationship*. Must have nice-sized penis, knowledge of Kama Sutra, and one free night/early morning. Phone call or further contact afterwards is not needed. For more information, contact iwantyoursex@bowchickabowbow.com

 

* one night stand of hot monkey sex



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