Some time ago, the esteemed Badgerstaff Wheneverly published an article called "Questions for Fion," which worked exactly the same way as "Questions for Sean" except that the questions were, well, for me instead of Sean. A while later I decided to do another installment, but alas it was never published. But now you fine people will have the pleasure of reading said installment. Much thanks to those who contributed questions and may the marf be with you all.

~Fion

Alex K.

Toronto, Canada

Can I fix YOUR tie?

I don’t have a tie. But if I did, and it was crooked, I’d let you fix it. Because I am a good person, unlike some people we know. I won’t name names. Like Sean’s, for instance. I would never, ever mention Sean’s name in relation to horrible people who won’t let you fix their ties. Nope.

Lys

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone...

Well, first I’d sue his father. Then I’d blame Sean.

Kaleigh

On, Canada

Tango?

Yes, please.

Dragon

What would you dress the gelfling as for Halloween?

A platypus. Or an eel. Or some combination of the two.

Christina N.

NJ, USA

If somebody made an Eel Dance Slide like they did with the ChaCha Slide, would you be angry?

Most definitely. That’s plagiarism of some sort, I’m sure.  And while Sean may support Equal Rights For Plagiarists, I support decapitating plagiarists.

Titsy

What do you look for in a girl?

Nice teeth and a well proportioned uvula. Ha. I almost capitalized “uvula.”

Emily

Will you give MJ your mobile number?

I will if she asks for it herself. ;-)

Lys

Boxers or Briefs?

Neither. I like a nice breeze around my privates, thanks.

Ella

**giggles like the Fion-portuch that she is**

OMD, I've been waiting for this!

1. Do you Yahoo?

2. Helloooooooooooooooooo.

1. Every now and then.

2. Yo.

Pyro

What would you do if I lit your nosehairs on fire?

Scream and flail my arms around a lot.

MJ

Have you ever forgotten your own b-day?

Not yet. But I’m sure I will at some point in my life.

TV

Will you give me your nose crustacean's mobile number?

Sadly, the little tyke does not actually HAVE a mobile phone! It’s really too bad, because he’s quite the ladies’ crustacean and I’m constantly being pestered to give out his number.  However, I can tell you this…he likes to hang out where the Pacific Ocean meets the shore, somewhere near Long Beach. But don’t tell him I told you.

Alex

Do you, Fionnuala, have corn?

Only on Tuesdays and Bank Holidays. It grows in between my toes.