As most of you
know, the SBMB Sean elections 2004 took place a couple weeks ago. After some hard campaigning and a very close race,
Mav was elected the new Sean at the end of the week. After a day or two of reigning as Sean, Mav decided to return the position
to the original Sean because she had unpleasant urges to throw rocks at herself.
In honor
of the campaign, I thought you all might like to read the campaign slogans and be amused. Some of them appeared on the boards
throughout the week while others didn’t. Enjoy, and thanks again to everyone who participated!
When it comes
down to what you want in a leader, you look for someone who keeps your personal interests in mind. Let’s look at the
posting records, shall we? Mav-Sean posts regularly, keeping in touch with her constituents. Sean, however, does not. And
how many times has Sean been in chat? One time! Mav-Sean is in chat on a daily basis, always there for you when you need her.
When you look at the facts, it just makes sense. Vote Mav-Sean 2004, for a better SBMB/ SBC.
Many people like
Sean Biggerstaff because of his ScottishNess. But, what they overlook is the fact that Mav-Sean is, in fact, a much better
Scot than Sean. She looks better in a kilt, she doesn’t wear anything under her kilt, and she can fake a dead marfy
Scottish accent. So she’s a third generation Scot… that does not detract from her ScottishNess. Rather, it makes
her three times better! So remember folks, vote Mav-Sean for a more Scottish SBMB.
Vote Mav-Sean
2004. Why? Because blondes have more fun.
Vote Mav-Sean
2004: Because she WILL give you her mobile number!
~submitted by Kat
Do you ever get
fed up with the slowness of the boards? This slowness is obviously Sean’s fault. But Mav-Sean has promised faster board
service for all when she is elected to the position of Sean. Not only that, Mav-Sean also knows how to turn on and operate
her computer, and she uses her toaster for the proper reasons. Mav-Sean: Making your community a better place.
Vote Mav-Sean:
Because she looks so much cooler hanging upside-down on the metro than Sean does. (There was supposed to be a picture of Mav
upside-down next to the picture of Sean upside-down on the subway, but that didn’t work out as planned.)
I have known
my Little Badger Mav-Sean for over a year now. I’ve even met her in person. Now, I’ve never met Sean, but I can
guarantee that my LB is 100 times cooler than Sean can ever hope to be. She’s sexy, she’s funny, and she rocks
my socks. She even owns a whip and handcuffs. I bet Sean doesn’t have those things, which makes him a lot less cool
than Mav-Sean. Vote Mav-Sean 2004: Because she’s my LB.
Vote Mav-Sean
2004: Because she’s also known as Pimp Draco.
Have you ever
been craving a good piece of toast, but when you go to get your toast out of the toaster, it comes out burnt and unfit to
eat? Unfortunately, burnt toast is an all too common occurrence whenever Sean is around. However, with Mav-Sean elected to
the position of Sean, you will never have to worry about having burnt toast again. Vote Mav-Sean: Preparing perfect toast
each and every time.
Are you tired
of having a butler who does not follow through with his butlering duties? Wouldn’t you rather have a reliable, efficient
butler? If so, vote Mav-Sean 2004: Excelling in butler duties since July 2003.
We all call Seanus
our grandma, but does he really deserve that title? Does he dote upon us as a grandma should and give us money for our birthdays?
I think not. Mav-Sean, on the other hand, would dote upon us all as a true grandma should and would spoil us all rotten. She
may not send us money, but she will go out of her way to make each and every one of us feel special. Mav-Sean 2004: The better
choice for grandma.