On the first day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             A LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the second day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the third day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the fourth day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the fifth day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the sixth day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             Six million HP theories
                                             
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the seventh day of Christmas the message board gave to me
                                             Seven @'s for modding
                                             
                                             Six million HP theories
                                             
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the eighth day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             Eight hundred portuches for slaying
                                             
                                             Seven @'s for modding
                                             
                                             Six million HP theories
                                             
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                  
                                              
                                             On the ninth day of Christmas the Message board gave to me
                                             Nine million proposals
                                             
                                             Eight hundred portuches for slaying
                                             
                                             Seven @'s for modding
                                             
                                             Six million HP theories
                                             
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the tenth day of Christmas the message board gave to me...
                                             (this is getting hard)
                                             Ten thousand rocks for throwing
                                             
                                             Nine million proposals
                                             
                                             Eight hundred portuches for slaying
                                             
                                             Seven @'s for modding
                                             
                                             Six million HP theories
                                             
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the eleventh day of Christmas the message boards gave to me
                                             Eleven wives in chat
                                             
                                             Ten thousand rocks for throwing
                                             
                                             Nine million proposals
                                             
                                             Eight hundred portuches for slaying
                                             
                                             Seven @'s for modding
                                             
                                             Six million HP theories
                                             
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             On the twelfth day of Christmas the message board gave to me
                                             twelve thousand friends for stalking
                                             
                                             Eleven wives in chat
                                             
                                             Ten thousand rocks for throwing
                                             
                                             Nine million proposals
                                             
                                             Eight hundred portuches for slaying
                                             
                                             Seven @'s for modding
                                             
                                             Six million HP theories
                                             
                                             Five Dancing Goats!
                                             
                                             Four bowls of Earth Porridge
                                             
                                             Three dozen Kupkates
                                             
                                             Two pages of messages
                                             and a LeXx missing from the chat room
                                              
                                             *bows*
                                             And I'm spent.