The Bum Chronicles
Protonatious Cami G.
away in Bottom City lived a legend. She was phat by day and fat by night. Her name? Beccass. In the underground sewage of Bottom City, Beccass fought perilously against her archrival…the terd. *Shrill scream*
half past midnight and the streets were beginning to smell pretty foul.
said she, “the terd is on the loose again! I must stop him…”
ran frantically to the water sanitation plant, she ran into something unexpected - a lone wiener at the corner of Portage
is this?!” she exclaimed, “someone hath lost their wiener! I must
correct this situation!” With that, Beccass heard a shrill scream…*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* With that, she bolted to the water sanitation plant.
kicked open the door of the plant and inside she saw the terd wrestling with a stripper.
Oddly turned on and quite unsure what to say Beccass exclaimed, “KOWABUNGA!” The terd and the quite dirty young stripper stopped wrestling and stared at Beccass.
a long moment of silence, the young stripper exclaimed, “My herass, come and save me!
The terd hath stolen my wiener!”
this is your wiener?” exclaimed Beccass. Oddly turned on once more, Beccass
mindlessly exclaimed “COME TO MAMA BIG BOY!” Again, the two wrestling
parties stared at Beccass.
big, big ASS!” exclaimed the young stripper. With that, she kicked the
terd right where it counted and then stuck her wiener up Beccass’s well….you know.