10. Actually do your homework.
9. Go out somewhere for lunch with your non-Internet friends.
8. Take a trip to meet your long lost relatives from the Turkish family tree.
7. Get a pet lemur.
6. Actually plan and go through with a kidnap plan.
5. Teach yourself a new language.
4. Alphabetize your favorite places backwards.
3. Watch your favorite movies over and over and over and over again.
2. Go out and get a life.
1. Educate the world on our ways, so you can convert them when the message board comes back.