Lesson planning: badger style
By AmberB, Marci, Peachers
This was inspired one
night in chat by the fact that I (AmberB) was in chat whining about the fact that I still hadn’t written my lesson plans
for student teaching and had no inspiration to do so. Enjoy!
I am getting sleepy and I need to finish lesson plans but I don't want to leave chat yet. You guys write me a lesson
<kirsty> How old
are they Amber?
<AmberB> High school
<marci> Okay 9am
nap.....12 lunch....2 give lots of sugar...3:30 send holy terrors home.
<AmberB> No no,
you have to plan a class period.
<kirsty> "And then
the boy bunny sticks his carrot in the girl bunny's garage and voila, that is how you have kids!"
CLASS...WE'RE EXPLORING CAREER OPPORTUNITIES...SO WE’LL BE EXPLORING THE OLDEST JOB KNOWN TO MAN! PROSTITUTES!
<kirsty> Who's going
to pay for the props?
and this is what you call "showing your tits to get out of a speeding ticket".
<marfi> okay so
where were we... sex ed with Bert and Ernie dolls?
Bird comes in and tackles* NOOOOOOOOOO!
<Peachers> We have
4 letters of the day kids!
wish you had us as your teachers? ; )