Lesson planning: badger style

By AmberB, Marci, Peachers and Kirsty

 

This was inspired one night in chat by the fact that I (AmberB) was in chat whining about the fact that I still hadn’t written my lesson plans for student teaching and had no inspiration to do so. Enjoy!

 

<AmberB> Blah I am getting sleepy and I need to finish lesson plans but I don't want to leave chat yet. You guys write me a lesson plan.

 

<kirsty> How old are they Amber?

 

<AmberB> High school freshmen.

 

<marci> Okay 9am nap.....12 lunch....2 give lots of sugar...3:30 send holy terrors home.

 

<AmberB> No no, you have to plan a class period.

 

<kirsty> "And then the boy bunny sticks his carrot in the girl bunny's garage and voila, that is how you have kids!"

 

<Peachers> TODAY CLASS...WE'RE EXPLORING CAREER OPPORTUNITIES...SO WE’LL BE EXPLORING THE OLDEST JOB KNOWN TO MAN! PROSTITUTES!

 

<kirsty> Who's going to pay for the props?

 

<marci> *poses* and this is what you call "showing your tits to get out of a speeding ticket".

 

<marfi> okay so where were we... sex ed with Bert and Ernie dolls?

 

<Peachers> ...*Big Bird comes in and tackles* NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

<Peachers> We have 4 letters of the day kids!

<Peachers> F!

<Peachers> U!

<Peachers> C!

<Peachers> Oh...o...K

 

Don’t you wish you had us as your teachers? ; )